Everybody knows that Jessica Alba is crappy actress who only made it in Hollywood because she’s attractive. It’s common knowledge. But somehow Jessica Alba never got the message, so she put in a bunch of hair extensions and greased herself up in a bathing suit in next month’s issue of British GQ just so she could tell everybody how ugly she thinks she is. The Daily Mail says:

The stunning 29-year-old told British GQ magazine that ever since she had daughter Honor Marie, her looks aren’t what they used to be.

She says, “My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger… every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”

Despite this apparent self-criticism, the actress didn’t hesitate to model a variety of sexy outfits for the magazine.

I don’t have the time or the effort to go around shamelessly fishing for compliments to prop up my own inadequate self-esteem. That’s why I drink. Jessica Alba might want to get on that.