Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Are a Couple Again

There have been rumors of a reconciliation for months now, but Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were totally busted on like seven dates in the last week and a half. According to the Daily Mail:

The couple were spotted having a romantic dinner at Italian restaurant Enoteca Sociale in Toronto last night.

A day earlier, the pair took in the city’s sites on a bicycle ride.

It comes a week after they were seen spending time together at Martha’s Vineyard in New York.

They also traveled to the Hamptons last weekend for a few days before jetting to Toronto, Canada where they brunched together at the Swan.

I’m sorry — bicycle rides? Brunch? The Swan? I must have missed the part when Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake turned into an elderly gay couple. Next time I’ll pay more attention.

5 Reader Comments

  1. sonya

    To be fair, two of those are boxers. That means you’ll keep two-thirds more of your appendages than if they all were pit bulls.

  2. Anony

    On closer inspection, you may be right.
    Still, one is one too many. It’s like keeping a loaded gun on your coffee table. As long as everyone’s happy, no one gets hurt.

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