Jessica Simpson Announces She’s Pregnant

Jessica Simpson finally owned up to the single worst-kept secret in Hollywood since John Travolta’s hairpiece, tweeting this morning:

It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!

She’s gonna be a mummy. So the baby bump has been explained. What has NOT been explained, however, is why the announcement was accompanied by photos of Dee Snider dressed the Michelin Man if the Michelin Man were homosexual and trapped in Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” phase. I’m afraid that one will forever remain a mystery.

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