Despite champing at the bit to legally bind his ass to hers by the end of year, the Jessica Simpson has decided to put off her dream wedding to fiance Eric Johnson. And before you say anything, this has nothing to do with her weight… or does it? Dun dun DUN! Look, I’m trying to make this interesting. Work with me here. Go pound a beer and then come right back. Trust me, it helps. The NY Daily News says:
But instead of the bride having cold feet, some speculate Simpson is actually putting wedding plans on hold for some bigger news.
According to In Touch, the blond beauty is expecting her first child.
Simpson was reportedly so shocked when she first learned she was expecting via a home pregnancy test earlier this month, she took nine more tests to make sure.
“She’s already having kooky cravings which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet,” the friend added, listing nacho chips dipped in chocolate… among Simpson’s current favorites.
Where does one buy nacho chips dipped in chocolate, I wonder? Probably the same place you by bacon-wrapped sausage and beer-battered Twinkies. Arkansas.
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