On her Twitter today, pregnant Jessica Simpson re-tweeted a post from OMG facts stating: ‘The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!’ But being Jessica Simpson, she added:

[15 times a day?] The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!’

There you have it. Jessica Simpson has four chins and farts 225 times a day. That ought to mercifully kill any uncomfortable workday boner those basketball strippers might instigated this morning. Those girls are real troublemakers.

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