They say black is slimming. You know what else is black but isn’t slimming? If you were going to say, “Jessica Simpson in a pregnancy catsuit’, well yes, that’s true, but it wasn’t what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of black hole. You know, a sucking vortex that squashes all matter with the crushing weight of its gravitational pull? So yeah, Jessica Simpson. Carry on.
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Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
Come on!! The woman is pregant. Give her a break. She looks healthy and happy.
Everytime someone says “healthy and happy”, my ass twitches.
I hope he takes nekkid cell phone pics of her and someone hacks his phone.
I’m REALLY curious…..