Even though daughter Drew Maxwell is only seven months old and still nursing, Jessica Simpson somehow found herself pregnant again. It would seem that breastfeeding, like Saran Wrap or douching with Coca-Cola, does not actually prevent pregnancy. So many of us had to learn that the hard way. Us Magazine says:

“[The pregnancy] definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source reveals. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson.

Engaged for the past two years, Simpson and former NFL pro Johnson, 33, welcomed Maxwell — a whopping 9 pound, 13 ounce bundle of joy! — on May 1 of this year.

And while Simpson felt energized about her admirable 70-pound slimdown post-baby, her greatest inspiration is being a mom.

I wonder how Weight Watchers feels about having wiped their ass with $3 million dollars. They couldn’t even get one decent commercial out of the deal. Even Kirstie Alley was better at this shit than she is.

Jessica’s snakeskin Celine tote and this snakeskin bag from Lanvin could practically be distant cousins.