
Jessica Simpson got in a great ab workout outside celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak’s West Hollywood gym yesterday. By which I mean she had to rock herself back and forth a couple of times in order to work up enough momentum to heave her giant ass out of the car. That’s all core.
One more of her from yesterday, plus some of her in a bikini back in her heyday:








Questions for the person who wrote this piece: What’s it like to be perfect? To be the last free person in America?
I adore snark and y’all usually stick the landing, but not this time.
You choose poorly.
So, how does it feel to sell your soul in exchange for clicks?
She should go to a desert island for a couple of months and be made to survive on her own. Guaranteed success.
The girl just had a baby and did not suffer from momanorexia, which is a good thing. Leave her alone.
Seriously, she gave birth not to long ago. Give her a break, I’d like to see the posters ugly mug.