Jessica Simpson’s mother Tina filed for divorce from her husband of thirty-four years Joe Simpson last month, but nobody knew the reason for the split until now: it’s because he likes the wiener. Dun dun DUN! Radar Online says:
And not only has a family source [revealed] that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, the source says the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-something boy toy!
The stunning confession was the real reason wife Tina filed for divorce from Joe in late September.
“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.”
Meanwhile, Joe has been spiraling out of control for some time. He was busted for drunk driving in Sherman Oaks, Calif., on August 4.
“The police report stated that there was someone else in the car with Joe,” said a source close to the Simpson family. “Some reports have stated it was Tina, but now the belief is that it may well have been a boyfriend.”
And what do you wanna bet the 20-something boy toy is none other than his own daughter Ashlee’s ex-husband, Pete Wentz? Dun dun DUN! Vh1 has to give them a reality show now!
You can do white lace if you keep the Dee Snider hair to a minimum.