Let’s remember how well weight gain-and-loss stories sell magazines.
“She’s loving it,” said a source close to Simpson, who [says] her weight gain is strategic. “It will probably get her back on covers right when she is a ‘supporting’ act on tour. I bet Joe (Simpson) has already sold the weight-loss story.”
Boy, talk about getting your money’s worth out of a girl! Maybe next Joe Simpson can wring her out like an old dish cloth, hang her buy her ankles and give her a good shaking and see if any loose change falls out. I’d mention rummaging through her orifices, but I figure he already took care of that when she hit puberty. Ooh, Daddy likey!