Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Sex Tape for Sale

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File this one under “No Thanks”: a Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is being shopped around on the interwebs. Oh No They Didn’t says

According to an anonymous source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – a worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape of the couple allegedly having sex.

Ew. If I want to see some flabby dude sweating all over a hairy ugly chick, I’ll just tie a pound cake to my stepmom and let my dad chase her around until his heart gives out. Won’t cost me a dime, and I still get the same effect. Incapacitating nausea is what we’re going for here, right?

Sarah in Maxim a few years back:

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8 Reader Comments

  1. nateo

    ugh, I think I just threw up and shitted right away the tacos I just ate!

    jimmy and sarah dicking each other?! what the heck?! was it fencing video?

    isn’t sarah a dude?!

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