Jennifer Lopez has taken ex-husband Ojani Noa and his agent back to court this week in an attempt to stop the release of newly discovered home videos of the singer “exposing her genitals in public” while on vacation in Cuba. Think Britney Spears, but with an eh-Spanish accent. Radar Online says:
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in plain view,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby.
The tape does not contain full-on sex, but is said to grant a revealing glimpse of the singer’s… vagina.[He adds], “We [have uncovered four new] hours of home videos [since the first injunction]. In the videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her.”
Come on now. It’s not like she was flashing the beav all over the continental U.S. She was airing out the goods in Cuba. Nothing within a 200 mile radius of Hispaniola technically even qualifies as “in public.” They still wear loincloths and worship goats and shit down there. I’m sure the locals were too busy screeching and scurrying away from the mystical soul-stealing light box to even notice her cooter was hanging out.
Being announced as a National Spokesperson for Boys & Girls Club of America in L.A. last week:
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