If you still were under the misguided impression that GQ was a heterosexual man’s magazine, then have a look at these pics of “True Blood” werewolf Joe Manganiello shirtless in next month’s issue and then get back to me. GQ says of the above photo:
Leave the raw denim at home. We can’t guarantee that [these] featherweight jeans will net you a threesome, but you’ll sweat less.
Allow me to save you the $195 and your dignity — those “featherweight jeans” will not be netting you a threesome. Ever. Not unless you’re talking about you and two other dudes or you and both your fists, in which case they should do nicely.