Here’s one you didn’t see coming — John Mayer and Kim Kardashian might be dating. That’s assuming that suckling at the same famewhore teat still counts as dating. Page Six says:

Serial celebrity dater John Mayer may have his eye on curvy Kim Kardashian.

Sources said Mayer recently was out one night with the sultry star, who’s in town filming her new series.

One source said, “They brought along other friends, but the idea was to see if they would hit it off.”

Kim’s made it clear she’s on the hunt for a new man in New York.

Boy, I never would have put those two together. Not in million years. He’s not exactly her type. By which I mean “he’s white and he doesn’t play professional sports or have an assault record.” I’d sooner put her on a date with Charlie Rose.

Kim establishing her right to — wait for it– bear arms. Get it? Bear arms? Like in the Constitution? Because she’s wearing fur sleeves! See, it’s a play on words! No charge for awesomeness:

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