John Mayer is a Pirate

Look — it’s Captain Morgan’s mongoloid first mate John Mayer, seen here in the finest of the Bea Arthur 18th Century Privateer Collection (Steven Tyler is also a fan)! Our only hope is that his scarf will maybe get caught in the wheels of his Ferrari as he peels away from Puss n’ Boot’s old-time cobble shop.

In Hollywood yesterday:

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