John Mayer Cheats on Jennifer Aniston

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Since she started dating 30 year-old John Mayer, 39 year-old Jennifer Aniston has dropped nearly twenty grand a month on maintaining a youthful visage. The Enquirer says

“Her monthly regimen includes private instruction with a top yoga guru and personal training sessions. Jen pays a private chef for organic, high-protein, low-fat meals [and] goes for anti-cellulite sculpting treatments twice a month. She calls the treatments ‘necessary tune-ups.”

But all those tune-ups might not be doing the trick. Just two days before Jen flew to Amsterdam to meet Mayer, the singer was busy cheesing up some chick in a Dutch coffeehouse. According to In Touch

On June 20, John approached a writer from Manhattan Beach and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer.’ I asked him what his relationship status was. He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all. ”

Anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments: $1,000. Thrice-weekly yoga session with top Hollywood guru: $3,000. Organic high-protein meals flown in by your personal chef: $3,500. Finding out your boyfriend cheated on you with some slut in fourteen dollars’ worth of Wet ‘n’ Wild from Walgreens: priceless. There are somethings that money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s actual self-esteem.

Nippin’ out in West Hollywood yesterday:

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11 Reader Comments

  1. Captain-Insano

    This chicks nipples must be at least three inches long. Even on “Friends” there was no bra that they could not penetrate.

  2. AJ

    Jen and John make a great couple. I truly hope everything works out for them.

    Jen handled the Brad and Angelina situation with grace and dignity. She deserves much happiness.

  3. dudette

    stupid john mayer! y owuld u dump jen?????? she deservs wat she really wants soooooooooooooooooooo ur sooooooooooooo stupid john

    we love u jen

  4. Just because she takes care of herself she has low self esteem? She didn’t care about John he was just something to do. A pastime. Brad went with Jolie because she’s wild and crazy and I bet if it weren’t for money and publicisty he’d be gone now. They won’ t last and if they do he’s whipped with no backbone. In yime Jen will meet the right one and find true happiness. Brad wasn’t ready for a lady. Hell even Billy Bob Thorton said Jolie is a nut.

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