John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston
After being “on a break” for more than three weeks, Jennifer Aniston has finally been dumped by boyfriend John Mayer. A source told The Mirror
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Jen [wanted] to set a timetable for their future together [and] wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.
Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken.
Well, if it’s any consolation, John seems to be a little heartbroken himself. Rush and Molloy say
John Mayer [has] been crying his eyes out over his apparent split with Jennifer Aniston. His makeup artist had to use PerriconeMD’s Advanced Eye Area Therapy because the rocker’s eyes were puffy.
There was no official word as to whether they used Always with WingsTM or Tampax PearlTM to wipe away his tears, but either way, you can bet it was super faggy and smelled like panty liners.
Jennifer living the single life at Foxtail in Hollywood August 7th: