John Travolta is denouncing the lawsuit massuer number 1 filed against him on Monday by providing the above photograph and time-stamped receipt (below) to TMZ that “prove” that he was in New York on the day in question. And who doesn’t just happen to have photos and receipts from four months ago lying around the their house? That’s not suspect at all! TMZ says:
Travolta sources say they have proof positive of the location and date of the photo — New York, January 16.
And there’s more … a receipt from a meal Travolta ate at Mr. Chow in New York also on January 16th.
Besides the fact that the photo is an OBVIOUS photoshop — seriously, I could have done a better job with fucking scissors and a glue stick — you’ll note that his name isn’t anywhere on the receipt, nor is it signed. And even if it were signed, the time stamp on the receipt says 11:38 p.m. EST, which by no means accounts for the rest of his whereabouts that day. He’s a pilot and flies his own planes, so he could’ve flown him from L.A. to New York as late as 2 p.m. Pacific Time and still had time to make it back to New York for a late dinner and a time-stamped receipt. The only thing this shit proves is that John Travolta is terrible at photoshop and math.