Monday John Travolta had a lawsuit filed against him by a male masseur who claimed the actor sexually assaulted him during a session, and wouldn’t you know it, Tuesday started off the very same way for John, except with a different male masseur and a whole new set of disgusting details. I smell a scandal of Tiger Woods proportions here, folks! Radar Online says:

According to the lawsuit… the second victim alleges that while working at an unspecified resort in Atlanta, Georgia on January 28, 2012, he did an in-room massage on Travolta.

The documents state that the Plaintiff doesn’t normally do in-room massages and asked a co-worker to take the assignment, but he declined because “Travolta has been banned from a spa that the coworker used to work at in Los Angeles.”

On the morning of the massage, the lawsuit alleges, Travolta had “a strange demeanor, bloodshot eyes and climbed onto the already setup massage table…Travolta removed the entire sheet from his body, and he claimed the sheets were sticky and could not tolerate the heat…Travolta further indicated that he likes a lot of ‘Glutes’ work meaning a massage on his buttocks…While he was massaging near Travolta’s buttocks area, Travolta would open his legs and spread his butt cheeks open and had a full erection and would maneuver in a way to try to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2 to touch his anus and around his anus.”

Jesus Christ. Approaching a guy anus-first is certainly a bold maneuver, but I can’t imagine a whole lot worse than getting an eyeful of John Travolta with his ass cheeks spread. I bet it looks like the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon, except with wads of moist black hair where the teeth and tentacles should be.

VS model Candice Swanepoel in a thong bikini to assuage the horrible mental picture I just seared into your brain: