One more piece of the puzzle has emerged in the Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis split: Johnny was banging his bisexual 26-year-old former model Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. You couldn’t have a magic lamp and wish up a better string of adjectives than those. The Daily Mail says:
Bisexual actress Heard, 26, has been a ‘regular visitor’ to the New Mexico set of The Lone Ranger where 49-year-old Depp is currently filming.
And Johnny is even said to have bought Heard a horse so they can ride together.
A number of publications carried pictures and reports that he and Heard enjoyed a trip together to Las Vegas on a private plane.
She’s like a Penthouse letter come magically to life. Former model? 26? Bisexual? She’s every cliched fantasy in the damn book. The only thing you could even add to the equation is maybe a little double-jointedness and the ability to suppress her gag reflex. Other than that, she’s perfect.
At the Montblanc Sanlitun Concept Store in Beijing earlier this month:
WAIT a fucking minute…..Amber Heard came out as a total LESBIAN a couple of years ago and now, when she realizes the public isn’t interested in lesbian leading ladies in film, she “claims” to be bisexual?
TOTAL bullshit!
Depp is probably helping her out by bearding for her. I can’t see her gritting her teeth while he drunkenly pumps her.