One more piece of the puzzle has emerged in the Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis split: Johnny was banging his bisexual 26-year-old former model Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. You couldn’t have a magic lamp and wish up a better string of adjectives than those. The Daily Mail says:
Bisexual actress Heard, 26, has been a ‘regular visitor’ to the New Mexico set of The Lone Ranger where 49-year-old Depp is currently filming.
And Johnny is even said to have bought Heard a horse so they can ride together.
A number of publications carried pictures and reports that he and Heard enjoyed a trip together to Las Vegas on a private plane.
She’s like a Penthouse letter come magically to life. Former model? 26? Bisexual? She’s every cliched fantasy in the damn book. The only thing you could even add to the equation is maybe a little double-jointedness and the ability to suppress her gag reflex. Other than that, she’s perfect.
At the Montblanc Sanlitun Concept Store in Beijing earlier this month: