After fourteen years and two children together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are reportedly calling it quits. People Magazine says:
Multiple sources [claim] that the relationship is all but officially finished.
Depp, 48, and Paradis, 39, who are parents to Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, have not appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year.
In fact, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one insider: “It’s so sad.”
Man, that IS sad. But you know what isn’t sad? Behind-the-scenes pictures from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. But then you know what’s sad again? The pictures are slightly out-of-focus because some faggot at GQ thought he was being “artsy.” I don’t know how much more of this emotional roller coaster I can stand.
Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes and Isabel Goulart in the February issue of GQ:
Strange couple.
Depp does not know how to dress. He always looks like he just cashed his check at the trailer park. He only looks good in the movies where someone is paid to dress him like a normal human being.
And with that mouth–even if she’s totally clean–she always looks like she’s in the middle of a full blown crystal meth lifestyle and her teeth are falling out.
Get over it. What does it matter how you dress? I personally don’t give a beep what people wear, as long as they like it and it makes them happy. I love the way he dresses because it denotes a very down to earth personality.