A former LAPD motor officer turned city councilman called 911 after he saw Justin Bieber tear down the 101 Freeway in a custom-made Fisker Karma at speeds of nearly 100 miles an hour today. I figured it was because the telephone book Justin was sitting on to see over the dash slid out from underneath him and wedged itself between the gas pedal and the floorboard, but he was actually attempting to elude the paparazzi. TMZ says:

L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine says, “Bieber was driving like a maniac. He was weaving in and out of traffic. There was hardly any space between cars as he weaved from lane to lane.”

“If I was on patrol, I would have arrested him for reckless driving. I was going 60 and he drove by me like he was in a rocket ship. He was a maniac.”

I believe the proper term for Justin’s car is douchemobile. He probably went with that chrome finish because “INSECURE” has one too many letters to fit on the vanity plates.

Britney Spears in a bikini in Hawaii, because Justin Bieber’s nads still haven’t dropped: