Justin Bieber Rents Out the Staples Center for Selena Gomez

After being inspired by the Adam Sandler masterpiece “Mr. Deeds,” teen shartthrob Justin Bieber decided to surprise Disney-approved beard girlfriend Selena Gomez by renting out the Staples Center for a private viewing of “Titanic.” I’m still reeling from the “Mr. Deeds” part. Us Magazine says:

Bieber, 17, whisked Gomez, 18, to the nearby Staples Center via underground tunnel.

The teen supercouple arrived at the empty, 20,000-seat arena, where they lights had been dimmed; on the court floor was a table set for two with candles.

After the meal, the couple enjoyed a private screening of Titanic. (The singer apparently got the idea from the Adam Sandler flick Mr. Deeds, in which Sandler’s character surprises his girlfriend with a similar gesture at NYC’s Madison Square Garden.)

“Romance isn’t dead,” Bieber Tweeted that night. “Treat your lady right fellas.”

If there’s one thing I can’t get enough of, it’s sage romantic advice from a kid without pubes wearing a pork-pie hat. More pubeless pork-pie, I say. It’s probably all that’s been lacking in your life until now.

Taking a dry humpers’ walk at the beach; more of Selena after the jump:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

2 Reader Comments

  1. Tarzan

    And recently you can see the same scene in the movie “Arthur” where Russell Brnad acquires whole station to have dinner with that Blonde…

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