I was starting to actually like Justin Timberlake here lately, so I was relieved to find out that he’s been seen cavorting around town with Ashley Olsen so I could go back to hating him again. It’s what I do best. Us Magazine says:

One insider close to the pair (spotted together at the Greenwich Hotel, a Saturday Night Live afterparty, two Broadway shows and a polo match outside the city) [says]: “They are hooking up.”

Adds another source of the unexpected twosome, “They’re really trying to keep it on the down-low.”

Ashley Olsen is always dressed like someone who should be carrying around magic beans and leading a goat around town by the nose. Unless Justin Timberlake needs a hen that lays golden eggs and a sack of gold coins, he has no business dating someone this unattractive.