Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were reportedly secretly married over the weekend at a private estate in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Huh huh… Jackson Hole. The Daily Mail says:

Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton wrote on her blog on Friday: ‘A source just told us that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are getting married in Jackson Hole, Wyoming as we write this! They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there.’

However, she added on Saturday: ‘Last night turned out to be the rehearsal dinner and the wedding is actually today.’

Pinkisthenewblog.com also claimed that a ranch owned by one of Timberlake’s friends has had a stage constructed for the past two weeks.

It’s all still unsubstantiated rumors and conjecture at this point, but if it’s true, I hope to God she wasn’t in that dress when they got married. It looks like what happens when a flock of seagulls and your grandma’s lace curtains meet untimely end in the engine of a 747.

If you’re into white lace but not the avian accents, this ALC dress is right up your feather-free alley.

At the London premiere of Total Recall:

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News