Hello fellow snarky posters, it’s Sonya and I’ll be your guide into the magical land of useless celebrity news today. Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz is all about keepin’ it real, yo. In his blog A Homeboy’s Life, Pete warns would-be Wentzites that “fake clan hoodies are being sold in kmart australia. the wordsearch hoody and the animal cracker one in the picture made by the company girl express are both fakes…” NineMSN elaborates,

The hoodies on sale in store bear a striking resemblance to designs from Pete’s Clandestine Industries range, which retail online for around $88, while those on sale in Kmart are selling for less than $30.

The knock-off hoodies are allegedly missing the signature thumb holes as well as the vague possibility Wentz’s DNA might have rubbed off on the fabric for you to keep for years until cloning technology is perfected and you can get a Wentz of your very own replicated to play with at home. Which, we presume, is the main pull of the clothing line anyway.

Thumbholes? Lemme guess, there’s thumbholes in the wrists so that the sleeves can be pulled down over the hands at a respectable emo level? And excuse me, animal crackers? I suppose they’re moody animal crackers. The lions probably dye their manes black and wear it over their eyes and write whiny songs about the unfairness of being king of the forest and the kind of pressure that puts on you, until you can’t take it anymore, and OH GOD will someone eat me already?

Pete Wentz out shopping in West Hollywood (because he’s gay) :