31-year-old reality whore Kim Kardashian confirmed today that the upcoming season of Keeping up with the Kardashians would feature her new boyfriend Kanye West. Because featuring her last boyfriend worked out so well last time, you see. The Daily Mail says:
‘I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do,’ Kim told E! News. ‘It’s not going to be like that.’
But Kim said fans can expect to see Kanye on the show, with Kim saying: ‘I want to show my life.’
I wish Tupac Shakur were still around. Then he could bitch-slap Kanye for agreeing to star on a fucking E! reality show. After he’d pistol-whipped him for that extended director’s cut of “Runaway,” of course. I figured that really went without saying.