Playboy skank Karissa Shannon has reportedly signed a deal with Vivid Entertainment that will allow for mass distribution of her sex tape with Sam Jones. Nine MSN says:

The 20-year-old made the tape with Smallville actor Sam Jones and both have now signed a deal in the ‘six-figure range’ with porn company Vivid Entertainment.

Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch said, “We are excited to finally distribute this amazing DVD. Not only is it extremely kinky for a celeb sex tape, Karissa is absolutely beautiful.

And as for Sam, let’s just say he’s no ‘Smallville’. This is sure to be one of our all-time best sellers.”

You better believe I would be on Karissa like a damn timber wolf on a titmouse. There’d be nothing but scraps of patriotic bikini and a couple of tufts of blond hair left when I got through with her. Think “sexual Tazmanian devil” meets “Love Hurricane.” Which, incidentally, is also my Mom’s CB handle.