How do I know that no one cares about Kate Moss anymore? Because she managed to get married two months ago without the paps knowing about it. Says CelebrityFIX,

Kate Moss reportedly tied the knot with her boyfriend Jamie Hince in a secret Italian ceremony two months ago.

The supermodel is believed to have married Hince in an intimate service with only her closest friends and relatives on the island of Sicily on August 7.

Kate, 36, wore a sheer white dress and went barefoot, while her eight-year-old daughter Lila-Grace was a ring bearer, The Mirror reports.

A source told the UK newspaper, “Kate’s had a fairly turbulent love life. But she’s a romantic at heart. The plans were kept very quiet as Kate wanted the day to be low-key and purely a celebration of their love.

“She’s never been one for convention or tradition, but Jamie’s been there for her through thick and thin, and she simply felt the time was right.

“They planned the day for weeks and were so excited. Kate didn’t want a stuffy, formal do, but something spiritual. Minutes after tying the knot, the giggling newlyweds were outside the church, dancing under trees. It was an incredibly happy day.”

Kate and Jamie have been dating on and off since 2007.

Well, if he wants to be contractually obligated to screw a corpse, more power to him. Fortunately she comes with her own supply of narcotics to take the edge off. He won’t even feel it when he fractures his pelvis!

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