With all the bad press ex-lover Pete Doherty has given Kate Moss, it seems she doesn’t want another human being as her boyfriend anymore.
Our theory springs from a recent sighting of the supermodel making a very personal purchase at La Petite Coquette on University Place. Moss bought a limited-edition, Jimmyjane “Little Something” vibrator in 24K gold for $350. The buzz-worthy bauble comes inscribed with choice of endearment (“Sugar,” “Be Mine,” “Sweetie” or “Flirt”) and is guaranteed not to get you in trouble with the law.
Ah, if only vibrators could snort cocaine! It’s a shame these little toys don’t come equipped with nostrils.