Kate Upton in V Magazine
Photographer Sebastian Faena shot SI covergirl Kate Upton for Issue 81 of V Magazine (on newsstands next Thursday), telling The Cut she played the part of a “confused, kept housewife with irony,” whatever that means. The irony part must be that she’s in bed with a twink so hairless and gay that he makes Justin Bieber look like Wolverine. That could also be the confused part, too. I guess it’s supposed to be subjective or something.