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Kate Winslet in Harper’s Bazaar And Other News

Kate Winslet is like a fine wine — she just gets better with age. She’s prettier now than she was in her Titantic heyday. It’s the exact opposite of Lindsay Lohan, who appears to have been plagued by a Dementor or a gypsy curse for the last decade. Whatever Kate’s secret is, you can bet your sweet bippy it’s not cigarettes and spermicide.

In other news…

Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged… to a guy named Jamie. Now she, her fiance and her father all have the same name. (Daily Stab)

Only a fool would leave Selena Gomez when she looks like this. A fool, or possibly a homosexual. Justin Bieber fits both of those bills. (Moe Jackson)

I never though Shia LeBeouf was hot before, but the baldness really cements it. (ICYDK)

Kris Jenner pimps out one of her younger daughter to Will Smith’s son Jaden. (Huffington Post)

Geometric prints for the fashion- AND eco-conscious! I don’t know about you, but I’m really feeling the rhombus right now. (Modavanti)

Justin Bieber trades his leopard-print diaper for some tighty-whities and a Vanilla Ice sag. (Hollywood Rag)

When cleavage goes wrong: Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon decollete FAIL. (DS)

Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair, “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women” when asked about Amy Poehler and Tina Fey making fun of her love life. (Celebitchy)

Good advice: don’t let life randomly kick you into the adult you don’t want to become. (Caveman Circus)

Ginnifer Goodwin’s dress is a great color, but it makes her look tubby. I give it a C-. (Celefeed)

Camila Belle always looks so polished and elegant, like a young Jackie O. (Celeb Slam)

Heidi Klum is revealed as the fourth judge on America’s Got two more seasons, tops Talent. (The Blemish)

Lindsay Lohan’s new trial lawyer is as much of an incompetent boob as she is. (popbytes)

Patrick Dempsey is about to steal the silver fox crown from George Clooney. (Jezebel)

A Silver Spoons reunion, in case you want to feel REALLY old. (Seriously? OMG)

The Rock photobombs with the best of them. (Socialite Life)

Is Mary-Kate Olsen engaged, or already married, or was she sold to a witch-king in some kind of blood pact so he can harvest her soul and live another fifty years? (Evil Beet)

Eggplant: this season’s must-try color. (Who What Wear)

Get Jennifer Aniston’s Oscars hair in three easy steps. (Fab Over 40)