Celebrities are supposed to have access to the best hair stylists in the world, so I don’t know what Katherine Heigl’s doing wrong. What the hell color is that, anyway? Plorange? You usually only see that much variation in shade on meth addicts who dye it themselves in truck stop bathrooms after their shifts at the topless bar have ended. Two-tone might work great for precious metals and ska, but it doesn’t do shit for blonde hair.
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Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
This woman is trying to do ANYTHING to repair her image–you know, the one that says she’s an ungrateful, whining bitch about everyone and everything that no one wants to work with.
Go on talk shows. Check.
Give away a million dollars. Check.
“Killers” was DOA at the box office. Let’s see how “Life As We Know It” does.
Life as We BLOW It. High five!
I have a lot of hate in my life. Hate is my sun and I orbit it constantly, endlessly. But, there is a special place in my heart where the hate for Heigl is held. I hate her so deeply, so immensely that I want to see her have children. Yes, I want to see her have children so that she is happy and full-filled and satisfied. Then, just when she is at her most content, I want to eat those children in front of her with a spoon.