It’s that special time in Katie Holmes’ life, the time when your husband decides you are to play host to the eggs fertilized in a petri dish so he didn’t actually have to touch your icky no-no place with his wiener. Page Six says

Katie Holmes been undergoing intense Scientology “auditing” — sparking rumors that she’s “being prepared” for her second baby with high-priest husband Tom Cruise. Last week, she spent more than four hours [at the Scientology Center in Hollywood].

A source [said], “This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it.”

Fortunately, Katie 2.0 came with the drivers and fetus-gestating software already installed, so routine maintenance at the Scientology Center should assure this pregnancy gets off without a hitch. Who needs “romance” when you can have all the binary code you want?

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