As the voice of Smurfette in the upcoming hour and a half long commercial for Smurf-related merchandise, Katy Perry took to the blue carpet in a dress that paid bedazzled homage to her character in the movie. This just proves my theory that you could be wearing a plush jumpsuit and a giant foam head and still look like less of a cartoon than Katy Perry.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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Holy Fuck…who knew smurfette could give me a boner the size of texas. This chick takes cockteasing to a whole new level.
and JUST when the World thought this talentless cunt could not get any more lamer…