The last time I saw a body like that, it was hanging on a cross. Absolutely no disrespect intended, but that’s how most artists like to depict Christ. All long-torsoed and bony, although I’d expect Russell Brand to be sporting a pair of horns and cloven hooves rather than a halo. He’s always given me the heebs. I have no idea how he’s been so popular with the ladies (fame does wonders for you, I guess). His peen must have a fully functioning colony living on it by now. Katy Perry can have him. I wouldn’t touch him with Lady Gaga’s dick.
On the set in NYC on the set of Arthur:
Boy, that is one SCARY looking guy without all the hair and paraphernalia covering him.
What a fucking douchebag, someone please put a bullet in this lame and his lamer girlfriend’s head. Thanks.
By the way
“Katy Perry can have him. I wouldn’t touch him with Lady Gaga’s dick”
That was GOLD
*praying to St. George for a lightning strike*