Katy Perry is Single Again
If your walls are weeping Massengill, it’s probably because 28-year-old Katy Perry and 35-year-old John Mayer broke up again. Us Magazine says:
The high-profile pair began casually dating during summer 2012, and briefly called it quits back in August before reconciling the next month.
“It’s sad,” one pal tells Us, but cautions that it might not be a permanent break. “It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out… she’s leaving the window open.”
That’s a shame. They had so much in common, too. He loved boobs, she had boobs. I really thought destiny was on their side.
In honor of Katy Perry, I give you a panoply of hot pants: