The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards were Saturday night — with such big winners as “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakal” for favorite movie and Miley Cyrus for favorite actress — proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that today’s kids are completely fucking retarded. And speaking of completely fucking retarded: Katy Perry, who showed up at the KCA’s dresseed like a Vegas showgirl (see thumbs below) and then took the stage with her tits falling out of a rubber minidress, got slime blasted directly in her face during the show. The Daily Mail says
The singer went up to the podium with actor Jonah Hill to present the award for Favorite Movie Actress.
But as she walked over to a stand to open the box to announce Miley Cyrus as the winner, it exploded in her face, covering her from head to toe in network’s signature bright green gunge.
Katy had the good hindsight to wear a blue wig and a tight yellow rubber dress.
Addressing [boyfriend Russell] Brand on her Twitter page before the awards, she said: ‘Word on the street is they are trying to slime me tonight @the kids choice awards! Good thing I’ve had a lot of practice right?
A lot of practice being slimed? Or a lot of practice taking a big load to the face? Oh, come on — I’m just being rhetorical. We all know the only thing different here from her usual Saturday night is that she wasn’t already on her knees this time.
Cash only, please:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
I hate this attention seeking bitch, I wish her and that unfunny douchebag Russell would spontaneously combust, so we can get rid of them.
Only three things keep her from being really hot: her face; her lack of any discernible talent; and her doing Russell Brand, one of the least funny comedians ever.
I don’t like Katy Perry.She’s an attention seeking woman.She is looking very ugly.i hate her..
Brand only wishes he could give it to her like that.
I’m sure he dribbles like a weak faucet.
titties n shit. She got em.
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