The only time I’d ever pick up a copy of Maxim magazine is if I had the beer shits and were out of toilet paper, and here is your why (via Us Magazine):
Katy Perry has been named No. 1 on Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100.
Brooklyn Decker, who landed the coveted cover girl spot on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ranked No. 2, edging out Zoë Saldana (No. 3) and Blake Lively (No. 4). Megan Fox slipped to No. 5, [followed by] Rihanna, George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn, Kim Kardashian and model Marisa Miller.
On what planet is Katy fucking Perry hotter than Megan Fox, Marisa Miller and Brooklyn Decker? Please. If Marisa Miller is fillet mignon, then Katy Perry is the corn meal you eat with your fingers out of a wooden bowl while brushing the flies from your eyes.
Sexy FAIL:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
Oh hells no.
My grandpa has those exact same shades.
Yeah–THAT’S a real good look for her….
Fucking ridiculous.
Damn that’s a stupid outfit. However hot she looks half-naked, she loses it all when you realize she has no other talent and is dating Brand.
LMAO really? gtfoh with that bullshit.
So lame, it’s because she has big tits, it can’t be her talent or grating personality, wannabe Zooey D hairstyle and heavily made up face that is for sure.
I knew I was right! These Maxim people must have their heads up their asses or she paid them big money to get the nod. There’s girls in my hood hotter than her. Geez!
she has the sexiest face of all of them BY FAR, on par with Megan Fox though