The only time I’d ever pick up a copy of Maxim magazine is if I had the beer shits and were out of toilet paper, and here is your why (via Us Magazine):
Katy Perry has been named No. 1 on Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100.
Brooklyn Decker, who landed the coveted cover girl spot on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ranked No. 2, edging out Zoë Saldana (No. 3) and Blake Lively (No. 4). Megan Fox slipped to No. 5, [followed by] Rihanna, George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn, Kim Kardashian and model Marisa Miller.
On what planet is Katy fucking Perry hotter than Megan Fox, Marisa Miller and Brooklyn Decker? Please. If Marisa Miller is fillet mignon, then Katy Perry is the corn meal you eat with your fingers out of a wooden bowl while brushing the flies from your eyes.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News