Katy Perry Wants Russell Brand Back

Katy Perry reportedly wants to reconcile with ex-husband Russell Brand and live happily ever after in the house that wheelchair porn built. Us Magazine says:

“Katy’s been trying to get [Brand] back!” a close Perry pal [revealed]. “She’s a lost soul right now.”

What led to the singer’s change of heart? A solo trip to India April 3 — the same place where she wed Brand in 2010. “She’d already been missing Russell,” an insider explains. “Being back there stirred up even more old feelings.”

“Stirred up old feelings” is probably just a nice way of saying “her herpes flared up again.” And nothing makes you think about Russell Brand more than a weeping genital sore!

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