Ke$ha celebrated being a scourge upon the earth alive for a quarter of a century by getting gold studs stuck in her scalp. See folks? This is what happens when white trash gets ahold of too much money. Says Digital Spy,

The ‘TiK ToK’ singer tweeted a picture of herself getting gold pyramid studs put in, along with a message to her followers.

“[It] is happening,” she wrote.

I wonder how much it cost for her head to look like a magnified version of a cheese grater. I would have done it for free with a Bedazzler, with a bonus infection thrown in, too.

With Ariana Grande and the Cryptkeeper: