British glamour model Kelly Brook and I have a lot in common. She’s joining the cast of the burlesque cabaret show Forever Crazy next month to perform a striptease known as Leçon d’Erotisme, and just last week, I performed the Dance of the Seven Veils naked from the waist down in a White Castle parking lot. She had a costume fitting by a professional seamstress; I was forced into a pair of paper pants by the arresting officer. The similarities are endless!

The first pics of her from the fitting (get your own sexy lace teddy here from La Perla).