Kelly Brook is the very definition of feminine perfection, unless you’re one of those kind of guys poisoned by years of soft-core airbrushing and loneliness. The Daily Mail says:
Gravity, it seems, may be taking its natural course on [Kelly Brooks'] famous curves.
The 30-year-old model and actress attended a Hollywood awards ceremony in a low cut gown which showed up what appeared to be stretch marks across her cleavage.
Are you fucking kidding me with this? So Kelly Brook has a few stretch marks! A) Her tits are real, and B) real big tits have stretch marks. Fact. The only people who don’t know this are people who never come in contact with a real live breast, or have only seen a real live breast under black lights at a strip club. Do us all a favor — take your hand out of your pants and off your dick for a minute, and then use it to slap yourself in the face. Hard.
Kelly and her real boobs the Breakthrough Awards:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online