There’s an old joke that goes, “What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a model? Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.” In the case of Kelly Brook, though, she’s both pregnant AND a model, which means the joke doesn’t really work here. But it’s not like a joke not working ever stopped me before. In fact, some might say I actually thrive on it.
Pre-pregnancy 2011 calendar shoot: