Kim Kardashian wallpapered her entire Twitter page with a preview shot from her upcoming 2011 swimsuit calendar, along with the following cryptic message:

‘New twitter background…its a sneak peak from an upcoming calendar shoot… it will be up only for one night!’

I don’t know who that’s supposed to be in the picture, but it sure as hell isn’t Kim Kardashian. Not unless Kim Kardashian is really an alien using Vanessa Williams’ body as a host while laying eggs in her abdomen, just like I predicted six months ago. I tried telling Vanessa she was about to become a breeding ground for otherworldly spawn in a series of letters I wrote in my own feces and hand-delivered to the Ugly Betty set last year, but I think they were intercepted by the government. They just ended up being used against me as Exhibits A through J at the trial. Bastards.

Kim in her original human form earlier this week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures