Practically every girl at my eighth grade homecoming was wearing a knockoff of Demi Moore’s Indecent Proposal gown, but Kim Kardashian only bothered with the top half of the dress, presumably because black doesn’t draw enough attention to her ass. It’s like Robert Redford said in the movie — if you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, it must not need your consent to sign over the rights to the sex tape you made together.

If this were 1993, you’d have a shitload of knockoffs to pull from, but since it’s 2012, your best bit is a this strappy number from Top Shop. Givenchy does a much more modern version of the dress with subtle white detailing.

Leaving the Four Seasons restaurant in New York yesterday: