I didn’t put this up yesterday because I was waiting for other people to call her fat first, because once everybody else is doing it, then it’s okay for you to do it, too. Remember, you don’t want to be the first one on the bandwagon, but you certainly don’t want to be the last one on, either. Otherwise you risk not looking cool. And that’s a life lesson you can take to the bank, kids!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: peplum is hideous. Try a leather skirt sans the mysterious lump shroud here from DKNY.