Kim Kardashian

This is how you do menswear WRONG. And no one should ever, ever wear those shoes. Hideous.

Rachel Zoe

Rachel Zoe tuxedo jacket ($395) Stella McCartney matte-satin Amalia tuxedo shirt ($315)

Stella McCartney

Stella McCartney matte-satin Amalia tuxedo shirt ($315)

Elizabeth & James

Elizabeth & James Marlene tuxedo trouser ($345)

L'Agence

L'Agence white tuxedo pants ($265)

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If you’re looking to assign blame for this travesty of an outfit, it seems we should look no further than fashion designer Nicola Formichetti, the creative director of Mugler. He told Page Six he was currently “dressing the mom-to-be,” although calling what he’s doing “dressing” is a bit of a stretch. “Festooning” or “pranking,” yes, but not dressing. There’s dignity implied in that.

Check out some menswear trends that are actually wearable in the gallery above.