Kim Kardashian says a lot of uninteresting crap in the February issue of Glamour magazine, but I’m not gonna bore you with any of that when there’s tits to be had! May it never be said that I ever stood in the way of you and a spectacular pair of boobs. Not unless they were being lowered down onto my face by a woman in a g-string stuffed with dollar bills.
Real-life royalty Kate Middleton beat out Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz and supermodel Lara Stone to be named Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Pregnant Celebrity of 2013. Rounding out the rest of the list were Hilaria Baldwin, Peaches Geldof, Halle Barry, Penelope Cruz, Elaine Irwin, Romalo Garai, Lara Stone, Margherita Missoni, and Eva Herzigova. Nowhere on the [...]
22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
I think she has a pretty face, but I think she tries way too hard to be sexy. I guess she has to try this hard, because after all, she is truly known for being the PIG SLUT in the sex video with Ray J.
LOL has that fugly man jawed vapid nobody had her lips plumped up again, just imagine if this nasty gypsy didn’t have POUNDS of make up, someone to shave her body down every night and fake tits and ass and see what you get.
Die Kardashians Die.
can you stfu already. if you hate the kardashians that much just dont write about them. everyones tired of you rambling on about them. your insults arent even remotely funny. your only making them more famous, so if you hate them than stop doing them all that favour.