Kim Kardashian tries to pretend that she’s some kind of philanthropic public servant instead of the talentless overexposed whore she is, and when she’s not staging photo ops in soup kitchens, she’s lining her pockets with staged “charitable” endeavors in which she pockets ninety percent of the proceeds. I swear, the rage this woman inspires in me is borderline homicidal. Daily Mail says:

While making a big play of her philanthropy under the banner ‘Charity Auction Supporting the Dream Foundation,’ some may be surprised to learn that she only donates 10 per cent to the cause.

The rest she pockets herself.

The site does carry the statement ‘a portion of the proceeds benefit the Dream Foundation’ on the homepage… but some may not have thought it would be as little as 10 per cent, the minimum required by eBay’s Giving Works operation.

The “minimum required by eBay’s Giving Works operation.” I see. She’s estimated to be worth $35 million. She’s got the shows, of course, and her clothing line, and her fragrance line, and that endorsement deal with ShoeDazzle, a best-selling (dear God) book and a workout DVD series, but she’s still gonna find a way to squeeze a dollar out of your pocket by masquerading as a supporter of The Dream Foundation. That’s gold-digging at its absolute finest. If I didn’t know better, I’d think she was Jewish instead of Armenian.